My doggie ate my rib bone!

Dada spent all day yesterday grilling ribs. It was sunny and very warm outside. I was really looking forward to getting a delicious rib to eat. When they were done, I got one! OOOH, yummy! The front door was open and I was sitting there watching the birds fly and the trees sway in the wind, enjoying my rib. All the sudden, my rib was gone! The doggie walked right up and took it from me! He's a whole lot bigger than me, so I didn't try to stop him. He took off out into the grass where he thought I couldn't get him. I tried to crawl out the door, but the carpet on the porch felt funny on my hands. It's not soft like the carpet in the house. Plus, I've learned to crawl up stairs, but not down them, and that's a long way down! Mama says it's only a couple of inches, but it looks farther than that to me! When I get bigger, I'm gonna get that doggie!

I'm so big! Know what I did? I tried to get up on the couch. Mama was sitting on it talking on the phone to my nana. I tried and tried but my little legs are still to short to get all the way up. I looked at mama and said "up" I had to say it a couple of times before she knew what I meant. When she figured it out, she was so excited! She picked me up, gave me a big hug and a kiss, and sat me on the couch. Then I pulled up on the back of the couch and started playing with the white thing covering the window. I just wanted to see outside, but mama kept telling me no no. I didn't really want to play with it, I just wanted it out of the way. She doesn't get onto kitty when he moves it so he can see outside. No fair.